#House md season 5 episode 20 quotes full#
House." House: "And you must be full of bologna. House says screw all that, there are insults to be doled out! Episode: " Moving the Chains" - Season 6 House: (diagnosing an African-American patient) "You're turning white." Patient's Mother: "What does that mean?" House: "It means he doesn't need football to get a good job anymore." Episode: " Que Sera Sera" - Season 3 Obese Patient: "You must be Dr. Most doctors will try to get them to relax by answering questions, explaining what's going on and talking about treatment options in a calm, assuring voice. Patients are usually scared, vulnerable and uncertain of what is happening to them.
House+vs.+Bedside+Manner If you don't know what bedside manner is, don't worry, neither does House.
Wilson): "Gotta go! Building full of sick people, if I hurry, maybe I can avoid them." Episode: " Both Sides Now" - Season 5 House: (on a cell phone call with a patient) "I'm sorry, I'm about to lose you because I'm about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up on you." Episode: " Ignorance is Bliss" - Season 6 Patient: "Are you this rude to all your patients?" House: "Yes. God" - Season 2 House: (getting out of a conversation with Dr. Thank you so much, I gotta get you a gift or something." House: "Sometimes the best gift is the gift of never seeing you again." Episode: " House vs. Episode: " Maternity" - Season 1 Patient: "Oh wow. Because he'd prefer to do anything else than deal with patients face-to-face, it's no surprise that he's had some very funny and brusque conversations at their expense.
Due to this unfortunate flaw in human nature, he rarely spends time with them, delegating that chore to his team while he's busy solving mysteries. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable." Sick people just get in the way of his work because they lie. In fact, he spelled it out quite clearly in the pilot episode: "Treating illnesses is why we became doctors.
#House md season 5 episode 20 quotes series#
House+vs.+Patients House has reminded us throughout the series that he's a diagnostician, not a therapist.
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